4chan user Toshiloki helped me Translate this non-h, 4-koma gag Madoka doujin.
Because, you know, Madoka Hentai doujins tend to get Translated 24 hours after they're released...
If you haven't watched Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica yet... what are you waiting? It's a great series.
Expect Part 2 shortly!
EDIT: Updated a minor mistake in Page 17 (Daisuke =/= Kyousuke).